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How to Tell if You Are Management Material

Posted by on Aug 4, 2011 in HR Lady Funnies | 0 comments

Oh dear.  This is funny and so, so true.  🙂  Enjoy! *** By F. John Reh, About.com Guide You know you’re great management material if….. You have no trouble telling others what to do Work fascinates you – you can sit and watch it for hours You like ‘sweating the small stuff’ You have always been something of a loner You don’t think ‘plan’ is a four-letter word Your favorite cocktail is milk of magnesia On Halloween you dress up as Alex P. Keaton Your favorite horror writer is Tom Peters And the number one clue you are management material – You enjoy having people despise you just for doing your job. Link to original...

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HR Manager: A Tour of Heaven and Hell

Posted by on Jul 8, 2011 in Featured Articles, HR Lady Funnies | 0 comments

HR Manager: A Tour of Heaven and Hell

One day while walking downtown, a Human Resources woman was hit by a bus and was tragically killed. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates St. Peter himself. “Welcome to Heaven,” said St.Peter. “Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we’ve never once had an HR manager make it this far and we’re not really sure what to with you.” “No problem, just let me in” said the woman. “Well, I’d like to, but I have higher orders. What we’re going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one...

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Layoff, Schmayoff

Posted by on Jul 3, 2011 in HR Lady Funnies | 0 comments

Layoff, Schmayoff

A big steel company was feeling it was time for a shakeup so they hired a new head of human resources.  The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the HR supremo noticed a guy leaning against a wall.  The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.  He asked the guy, “How much money do you make a week?” A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, “I make $500 a week. Why?” The Human Resources boss said, “Wait right here.” He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $2,000 in cash and said, ...

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HR Lady Funnies: Holiday Party Voicemails

Posted by on Jun 30, 2011 in HR Lady Funnies | 0 comments

HR Lady Funnies: Holiday Party Voicemails

This is hilarious! I know it’s not the holidays, but believe me… it’s worth the 3 minutes of your time.  Click here to listen to the most-requested holiday clip of a poor HR Lady’s voicemails as she tries to accomodate everyone for their holiday party.  Borrowed from Denver KOSI 101 FM

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